Seeing your reflection in a gothic mirror makes you want to drink from a crystal goblet and book a trip to Romania.
This is the precise reason that your wall would benefit from having one.
Not only does it promote tourism to eastern Europe, but a gothic mirror is key to creating that darkly inviting ambience that says “welcome to my home” and “watch out behind you!” at the same time.
Also, try asking a normal mirror who the fairest of them all is. You’ll get chirping crickets if you’re lucky. Ask a gothic-style mirror the same question and it may also result in cricket chirps, but at least your reflection is in a mysterious-looking frame, so you can say you gave it your best shot.
So if you and your houseguests are throwing an Alice in Wonderland-themed party and decide to take turns trying to climb through the looking-glass, make sure the glass is a gothic mirror. Otherwise, what’s the point?…
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1. Vampire’s Mirror
This is the name I’ve given to this mirror. Why? Because it looks like one of those grand mirrors that the vampire always happens to pass by just so you can see that they don’t have a reflection.
Also, it looks like it belongs at a gothic costume party, which will make your houseguests feel underdressed every time they catch a glimpse of themselves in it.
What better way to encourage everyone to have a vampire fancy dress ball?
2. Gothic Cathedral Mirror
Look in this one and you might be afraid of seeing a mad monk staring back at you. If he has one of those “Confess!” looks on his face, you might need to get your mirror exorcised.
But 9 times out of 10, this set will come free of unwanted clerical spirits.
What’s great about this gothic mirror is that it actually reflects (pun intended) actual gothic architecture. In the style of Notre Dame or Westminster Abbey, you’ll have your own mini cathedral on the wall by the time you’re done hanging it. Just set an “offerings” box outside the living room and you’re good to go.
3. The Fleur De Lis Mirror
Turning your house from the “everyday” into “the-place-dark-fairies-come-for-high-tea” can be challenging. The fleur de lis mirror is here to help.
The ornate, black frame is something straight out of Poe’s daydreams, while the shape of the glass resembles the outline of a skull. It’s almost like something is subtly warning you not to buy it.
Ignore the “something”.
If you dare.
4. Vampire Bat Mirror
Have you ever wanted a steampunk bat in your house?
That question better be an insult to you, since nobody should have to ask if you want a steampunk bat. They should just assume.
This little guardian and his gothic mirror make for a piece of house decor that will drive anyone who fancies themselves a monster-hunter crazy. You’ll be proud knowing that at any moment, a descendant of Van Helsing might burst through your door and blast the mirror to tiny bits.
Sure, you’ll lose your mirror, but it means that your taste in darkhouse deco is impeccable.
Worth it.
5. Dragon Sentinels Mirror
Continuing the theme of stony-faced mirror guardians, these two dragons have gone one step further, doubling as candle holders.
That’s dedication.
This mirror looks especially cool when it’s close to a bookshelf. Seeing your copies of Parzival, Eragon, The Canterbury Tales, and that medieval bestiary you found at the renaissance festival all proudly standing near a dragon-guarded mirror is the epitome of “atmosphere”.
Add a couple of battle axes on the wall and in no time you’ll have people thinking you raided the medieval display at the museum of world history.
You didn’t, did you?
6. Scrying Mirror
The moment Hollywood decides to do another $200 million rehash of Snow White, the props department will be adding this mirror to their favorites list.
It’s got the fairy tale quality to it that so many mirrors nowadays are severely lacking (honestly, Home Depot, what is this?), and looking into it too long might just open a portal to another dimension. So you have nothing to lose.
It’s worth noting that the listing for this mirror claims that it’s magic.
Sure, they might just be trying to sell it, but based on what I’ve seen so far, I have no reason to disbelieve it.
Product descriptions like that are why I’m broke.
7. Nosferatu Mirror
If the contents of Pandora’s box were all melted down and poured into a mirror frame mold, it might end up looking something like this.
Skulls, dragons, a fun-loving bat, and roses means this mirror is not for the faint of heart. If you’re standing in front of it while combing your hair and suddenly have an urge to burst into tears, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Of course, it doesn’t have to be an emotional roller-coaster for everyone. Maybe you’re just the sort who couldn’t decide what kind of eerie designs you wanted for your mirror, so you figure why not toss them all together?
Here you go.
8. Castle Mirror
The castle mirror is so named because, honestly, what owner of a forlorn castle wouldn’t have this hanging in the forbidden wing?
While you may not own a castle (yet), I’m willing to bet you’d transform your entire house to look like a haunted palace if given the chance.
Well sometimes, chances come in bite-sized pieces. Or mirror-sized. You get what I’m saying. Right?
9. Eternal Beauty Mirror
Now, “eternal beauty” could refer to the fact that many people find this kind of art beautiful, or it’s an ironic statement considering there’s skulls near your reflection.
Either way, my wallet’s in trouble.
This gothic mirror has decided to enter a battle for supremacy with the Nosferatu Mirror, featuring its own depictions of skulls, bats, roses, and even two crescent moons.
Whichever one you choose, when the grim reaper finally comes for you, he’ll definitely be stopping to check himself out in the mirror.
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10. Enchanted Forest Mirror
If your houseguests are spending more time with their reflection than is usually polite, then you shouldn’t have mirrors like this one hanging around your house.
But where’s the fun in that?
You definitely won’t see this mirror in too many houses. This may be because most of them are in the middle of the forest hanging from willow trees, waiting to be discovered and brought to civilization.
Of course, this is just my personal speculation.
If you’re looking for the crowning glory for your living room or decided that the bathroom just isn’t “enchanted” enough, then it’s time to either get a musical skeleton head from Spirit Halloween or bring home this gothic mirror.
Either way, I respect your choice.
Bonus: Ghost in the Mirror
If you’re not as concerned with seeing your reflection and more keen on entertaining visitors from another dimension, consider this mirror. It glows in the dark, making it a great night-light, and can also be made a set when paired with this mirror.
Pottery Barn can keep their mango wood square mirrors. You’ve found something better—your darkhouse deco.
